i made chocolate cornflake cakes and taylor swift’s new song is everything and i own cap 2 my stomach cramps mean ///nothing/// to me now

baby-fish-mouth:

TAYLOR DOESN’T JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK, SHE’S 100% DONE WITH FUCKS, SHE IS LAUGHING IN THE FACES OF FUCKS

taylor swift’s new album 1989!

therecognitionscene:

sext: do you wanna listen to 467 songs by The Mountain Goats with me in one sitting

tuneage:

Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Remix)

Never one to let music bloggers sleep, Queen Bey is back with another surprise late-night release. This time: A remix to the anthemic ***Flawless, sans Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche, with a whole lot of Nicki Minaj added for good measure. The most interesting line comes when Bey addresses the now-infamous scuffle between her husband and sister:

We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators.
Of course sometimes shit go down
when it’s a billion dollars on an elevator. 

Less a feminist manifesto, and more a three and a half minute tutorial on how to deify yourself through music, Nicki and Yoncé waste no time reminding you who runs this shit, brushing off the scandals and gossip while getting back to the motherfuckin’ protocol: winning. 

@MarkRuffalo: Half Man half Rubber Mask.

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth